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Love the one you’re with, idiot.

The Dog Snobs

“My next dog will be awesome!”

Low key and truthful. Low key and truthful.

A reasonable sentiment for most dog people.


“My next dog will be super awesome at this thing I’m a novice at but I really like and I would love to continue this in the future!”

Get out your pen. We're being awesome. Get out your pen. We’re being awesome.

Also reasonable.


“My next dog will be the best dog ever at this thing I’ve never really seen outside of youtube or the odd morning cable station but I’m pretty sure it’ll be a prodigy like Mozart or that kid I saw on Ellen! I read about it on the internet and therefore I know this to be true.”

It's like this all the time. It’s like this all the time.

Considerably less reasonable, also apt to piss off about 50 people who know more than you and aren’t in the mood to tell you all the ways you are wrong because it’s exhausting…

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